I‘ve always thought beauty comes from within——within jars, tubes, compacts, sprays……
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need while a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
I am confused, therefore I am.
Life is so strange. Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
Marriage is the price men pay for sex; Sex is the price women pay for marriage.